interesting! those little leafy buggers might not be the sitting ducks they appear to be after all….little wonder if you consider that their jerk of a ‘father’ is a former denizen of hell.
and the glorious daniel certainly has a point – how else did a haunted tree and a scorched stick from hell manage to create living, growing(!) offspring
…and suddenly i´m a mite afraid of the kids growing big enough to bloom and bear fruit. what are the odds those are going to be harmless?
they are *growing* so they have to be alive – neither phil nor HT ever change, let alone grow leaves.
as for the parents, i´m not sure undead is the right term….they aren´t ‘zombie-trees’, HT is more like the ghost of a tree still clinging to its corpse, and phil used to be human in live, before hell turned him into a (dead) tree
I’m getting *real* tired of a tree sprout that refers to himself in third person.
The Daniel does not understand, how else would you know of The Daniel’s glory?
interesting! those little leafy buggers might not be the sitting ducks they appear to be after all….little wonder if you consider that their jerk of a ‘father’ is a former denizen of hell.
and the glorious daniel certainly has a point – how else did a haunted tree and a scorched stick from hell manage to create living, growing(!) offspring
…and suddenly i´m a mite afraid of the kids growing big enough to bloom and bear fruit. what are the odds those are going to be harmless?
I mean, they could just give people superpowers while robbing them of the ability to swim…
Odds of their harmlessness? Well OH(odds of being harmless) >0, <1. That should be (mathematically) helpful, right?
Right? Oh, well….
He means sapient, not alive.
Considering one of their parents is not alive, I think he does mean “alive”.
Even with setting where magic is common, undeath usually doesn’t allow reproduction.
they are *growing* so they have to be alive – neither phil nor HT ever change, let alone grow leaves.
as for the parents, i´m not sure undead is the right term….they aren´t ‘zombie-trees’, HT is more like the ghost of a tree still clinging to its corpse, and phil used to be human in live, before hell turned him into a (dead) tree